Dark Side Joke T-Shirt — "I joined the dark side. The benefits package was vague."
White / S
$33.99
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels lived-in from the first wear — soft, slightly faded color and a relaxed cut that sits easily in your everyday rotation. The front carries a tongue-in-cheek sci-fi emblem and quip that reads, “I joined the dark side. The benefits package was vague,” while the back shows a clean, minimalist brand mark. It’s for folks who like their humor dry, their silhouettes simple, and their shirts built to last. Wear it on long drives, late-night streams, or casual meetups where a knowing smirk speaks louder than a headline logo.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Dark Side Joke T-Shirt — "I joined the dark side. The benefits package was vague."
$33.99
Sale price
$33.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean